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Top Ten Tweets Of…John Mayer

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John Mayer began his career approximately ten years ago as a young musician and songwriter.   One can hardly restrict him to that description now.   Mayer has branched out into writing, stand-up comedy, and television host.   Twitter seems to be a perfect medium for the witty Mayer.   He is a prolific twitter-er, with over 2,500 Twitter updates.   Mayer is engaging, making healthy use of “retweets” and @ replies.   One caution I will give is that Mayer occasionally uses obscenities in his Twitter updates, so if you sensitive about that you may not want to follow him.   His twitter feed is found at    http://twitter.com/johncmayer and his website is http://www.johnmayer.com.  

Here are a sampling of his best tweets from the last couple of months:

• The acronym for Seasonal Affective Disorder is “SAD.” It’s so cutesy it makes me want to punch out my LED light panels.     -1:29 PM Dec 3rd
• I just found some unseen footage of Marilyn Monroe. Handed it over to CNN. They’ll take it from here.    -6:49 PM Dec 1st
• True. Adding “pseudo,” “quasi,” and “-esque.” RT @OneBailey The English use of the word UBER: Uber irritating!   -  7:46 PM Nov 27th
• Holiday shopping tip: what to buy the man who has everything this season? A gift card to catalogs.com.    – 10:48 AM Nov 25th
• Any tweet that takes more than 90 seconds to write is not a tweet worth sending.    – 10:42 AM Nov 24th
• Last nights AMAs seems to have met all 3 award show requirements: a staged controversy, a gaffe and a triumph.   - 9:45 AM Nov 23rd
• I’m the George W. Bush of love: I may not have anything to show for myself now, but history will prove me a hero.    – 1:48 AM Nov 22nd
• Travel tip: when involved in a major flight delay, lower your expectations to those of a lizard, or a box of yo-yos.    – 7:43 PM Nov 13th
• If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.   – 10:42 AM Nov 7th
• To the “one piece of candy a day” people who still have Halloween treats on Thanksgiving, I just don’t understand your kind.   - 8:59 PM Oct 31st

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